There's a Nap for That"

A play on the IPhone advertisement . . . What you say to someone who is always complaining about being tired in the middle of the day.

Kyra: I cannot keep my eyes open this after noon.

Alonzo: Yeah, "There's a Nap for That"

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NAP

Non Aggression Pact.

guy1: We should attack them!
guy2: Sorry m8, but got a NAP with them..

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nap

A pro re nata session of sleep. Can last as little as 10 minutes (powernap), to 3-4 hours. Not recommended for the ambitious personality, and usually frowned upon by semper fidelis types. Naps are sometimes instituted in some kindgergarten classes. Excessively long daytime naps may contribute to insomnia.

Howard: "I think i'm gonna take a nap."

Nester: "What a waste of time."

Howard: *Sleeps in bed for 2 hours*

Howard: "That was great!"

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Naps

Having peas in your head; Buckshots
The inability for hair to be penetrated by combs.

Thia has naps in the back of her head.

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Napping

Code for having sex. Used primarily by ex-couples who try to fool roommates into believing they are not making the sex. Highly unsuccessful.

Dude, are you and Juli back together?
Nah, we were just napping.
Sure....

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Nap

A discrete term for a masturbation session.

My roommate just left for class, so I think I'm going to take a nap.

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napped

to steal ones belongings (person, object, or just plain old shit)

Yo i just napped your sandwich suckaa. My kid god napped by some weirdo last night!

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