Natalli

A girl who will fight you if you disrespect her or her bffs and is genuinely kind and happy but if you mess with her in the wrong way you will get hurt. She mostly hurts with words and with touch. She’s kinda smart but not the smartest also she is very attractive and slightly annoying.

Natalli a good person to be around

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Natality

A woman who has become afflicted with pregnancy in the prime of her life, or at a stage in which she is moderately attractive.

Doug: Hey Brad, did you hear about Jen?
Brad: No, what?
Doug: She got knocked up.
Brad: Total natality...

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Project Natal

Project Natal is the upcoming (at time of writing) new non-controller technology coming to the gay Xbox 360. It aims to make gaming more accessible to the senile community like the old people, babies and to make gaming as tedious as possible. At the time of writing this i expect it to fail and if you are reading this some time in 2011 or 2012, it has failed.

Its rival, PlayStation Move has been expected to beat Natale by a landslide this and thus deems Natal to be an absolute EPIC failure of its decade. Links to WAH BAM!

Guy1: "Dude I just got Project Natal for my 360!"

Guy2 and his friends: (Laugh their asses off) "Have fun with your grandma and your sisters baby.

Come on lets go play some PlayStation Move, at least they have buttons.

Guy3: "Ya, everyone knew non-controller-based gaming would work, id rather shoot with a controller and get some feedback than flail my hands around like a spastic retard."

Guy 1: "So true"

Guy2: "But, its made by Microsoft??" (sulks in the corner while waving arm around)

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natal cleft

Medical terminology for butt crack.

Whores have a diseased natal cleft.

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buona natale

"merry christmas" in Italian.

Eh, Luigi, buona natale.

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Neo-Natalism

Neo-natalism.

A paradigm in which countries are partitioned by each religion's respective view on abortion.

In national natalism (neo-natalism), Catholics get South America, Jews get the Carribean Islands, Germanic Protestants get the contiguous United States, Anglican Protestants procure Canada, Animists procure Europe, and Muslims receive northern Africa.

natal cleft

medical term for butt crack.

She has a huuuuge natal cleft.

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