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Kazakhstan national anthem

Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium
All other countries have inferior potassium

Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein swimming pool
It's length thirty meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 80% of human solid waste

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan
They very nosey people, with bone in their brain

Kazakhstan, industry best in world
We invented toffee and trouser belt
Kazakhstan's prostitutes, cleanest in the region
Except of course for Turkmenistan's

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Come grasp mighty penis of our leader
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

That’s the Kazakhstan national anthem guys!

by Blue 000 December 7, 2020

13πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


National Anthem of the USSR

Official Anthem used for the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics from 1944 to 1991. Most commonly used by American Middle School boys who have no clue what communism is.

Girl: My little 7th grade brother was blasting the National Anthem of The USSR at school the other day.

by Insert handle_here July 6, 2020

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Russian National Anthem

An anthem from the motherland

Guy 1: I will sing the Russian National Anthem

Guy 2: ok

Guy 1: Rossiya – svyashchennaya nasha derzhava.
Rossiya – lyubimaya nasha strana.
Moguchaya volya, velikaya slava –
Tvoio dostoyanye na vse vremena!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!
Ot yuzhnyh morei do polyarnogo kraya
Raskinulis' nashi lesa i polya.
Odna ty na svete! Odna ty takaya –
Khranimaya Bogom rodnaya zemlya!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!
Shirokii prostor dlya mechty i dlya zhizni.
Gryadushchiye nam otkryvayut goda.
Nam silu daiot nasha vernost' Otchizne.
Tak bylo, tak yest' i tak budet vsegda!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!

by MasterBagel May 3, 2021


French National Anthem

Taps, the traditional military ditty sung before sundown or at funerals.

As the train entered France, the French National Anthem was heard playing over the radio.

by uncrules123 October 26, 2006

53πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Florida National Anthem

"No Flockin" By Kodak Black has done more for the state of Florida then the government in years. The Lyrics are Lyrically perfect in every way. The power that has been behind of this song is sum real shit here's a preview

too the beginning of this lyrical mater piece.

Damn, that's so sad
K-K-K, K-K-K
Young nigga, I got old cash
Spazzin' on they ass
I got Prada on my hoe ass
Got my last one mad
Pop a nigga like a damn tag
Shoppin' on they ass
I just bought a new old Jag
Yeah, it's so fast
Smokin' flocka, you a jackass
All I smoke is gas
Don't you ask me where the pole at
Where your clothes at?
I ain't talking 'bout my niggas
Dammit, but y'all tripping, too
Is it you? Damn, my nigga
What the hell got into you?
Project Baby, y'all was skipping in the hallway
I was skipping school
On my Ps and Qs
On them jiggas, call me jiggaboo

Anyways there much more where that comes from an that's why Florida National Anthem is the best

Miami would you please rise for the Florida National Anthem "No Flockin' By Kodak Black"

by Play boy hat March 23, 2022


Mexican National Anthem

Also known as "Himno Nacional", the Mexican Anthem was written by Francisco GonzΓ‘lez Bocanegra and composed by Jaime NunΓ³.
It was officially declared Mexico's National anthem in 1943.
Its also called "Mexicanos, al grito de guerra", Spanish for "Mexicans, at the cry of war".

Despite me not being Mexican, I love the Mexican National Anthem!

by Yukie March 14, 2009

62πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


malta national anthem

i dont really care if this is nikt the national anthem or not, but here it is anyhow.

L-INNU MALTI

Lil din l-art helwa, l-Omm li tatna isimha,

hares, Mulej, kif dejjem Int harist:

Ftakar li lilha bl-ohla dawl libbist.



Aghti, kbir Alla, id-dehen lil min jahkimha,

Rodd il-hniena lis-sid, sahha 'l-haddiem:

Seddaq il-ghaqda fil-Maltin u s-sliem.

by me is gut September 13, 2004

23πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž