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The day you have to eat her up because she so pretty
Today is the day you gotta eat monis coochie and that day is June 26th aka national eat coochie day
a day where you get to eat whoever you want and when. it is the best day ever to get a juicy snack
sommer: hey what’s today?
mitra: uhhh i think it’s december 5th
sommer: HOLY SHIT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS???
mitra: what? tf?
sommer: BRO ITS NATIONAL EAT PEOPLE DAY
mitra: FR?
sommer: YES
mitra: you better start running, i’m ready to feast on your flesh🤤
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National eat ass day is a day on July 25th where you basically eat someone’s ass.
Jerry: Hey dude guess what day it is?
Taylor: July 25th?
Jerry: No you dippy wippy ding dong, it’s National Eat Ass Day!
Taylor: Holy shit I’m calling Grace Stokes.
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On June 25th people celebrate National Eat Pussy Day by eating a girl out.
Im going to Jessica’s house tomorrow to eat her out since it’s National Eat Pussy Day.
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On June 28th every year, go and get some pussy, and eat the pussy up good! Have her breathing heavy and body shaking!
Today is where eating pussy is allowed on national eating pussy day.
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April 23rd is national eat ass day... be sure to eat as much ass as possible in order to sustain a valuable reputation in your friend group. Make sure to get all nice with that that poop as well! Don’t be afraid of farts!
Bro I ate so much ass on national eat ass day! Might have contracted gohnarea in the process though!
Fuck you lucky bastard i only contracted aids
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National Eat Pussy Day is on October 30th because the next day you’ll be eating candy. This way it’s two days of treats
John: Yo u should eat her pussy today
Jeremy: Why?
John: Because it’s October 30th
Jeremy: Oh yeah it’s national eat Pussy day... bet!!
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