On my dumbass of a friends birthday you may eat your girl’s pussy if you want to it will be on July 1
Dude: Sorry bro I can’t hang out today
Bro: dude why not
Dude:bro it’s July 1 it National Eat out your girl day
On March 17 every year you can eat your girlfriend out all day and all night
person 1: hey baby is national eat her out day
Person 2: don’t mind if I do