On October 9th, you can legally slap the shit out of anyone 5β8β or under. One smack per person and they cannot retaliate.
A celebration of slapping short people is on National Smack a Short Bitch Day (10/9)
National smack your ex day is a Full day of smacking your ex it happened once a year on October 17th
Watch out it National smack your ex day hehehe
7π 1π
National smack your tallest friend day.
Pay back for calling you short.
National smack your tallest friend day (October 31)
*short friend*: you know what day it is.
*tall friend*: oh please no
*short friend* pay back
106π 7π
National smack your tallest friend day.
This is for all the short people out
National smack your tall friends day (October 31)
you can smack all of your friends that are taller than you.
90π 13π
April 12 is national ass smacking day. You can grab anyoneβs ass and get away with it.
Today is national ass smacking day so smack that girls ass hard
National Smack your ex girls ass day. Tickle her
Yooo bro itβs national Smack your ex girls ass day
1π 3π
National let nakhi smack your butt day