October 22, you can throw anyone over 5’10” with no permission needed
Guy: hey you know what today is?
Girl: why day is it?
Guy: it’s national throw tall people day...
Girl: please don’t
Held on October 20th, this is a holiday celebrating people under 5’4. As opposed to ‘Throw Short People’ Day, short people will therefore be superior to tall people, and will trip them. No permission needed.
“Tomorrow is National Trip Tall People Day,” yelled Jorden, at the top of his lungs.
on november 27th, you’re allowed to kick anyone taller than 5’4 with no consequences.
person1: “hey, it’s november 27th <3”
person 2: “okay, and?”
person 1: “national kick tall people day”
person 2: *runs*
Contrary to national throw short people day, on October 28th anyone 5’4 and under has permission to trip, cripple, and/or break the kneecaps of anyone 6,0 or taller
Fellow midgets we must rejoice, it is national trip tall people day
September 2 everyone that is taller than 5’5 gets $5 from the little people
National tall day People shorter than 5’5 have to give up $5 to people that are taller than 5’5
On sep 3 all friends over 5'5" will receive $5 from their short friends (under 5'5")
sup shorty its National Tall Day, give me 5 bucks short boy
May 19th is national tall person day, thank a tall person for being tall
Hey it’s national tall person day! Get him!