Naval Warfare

A spontaneous game played by two individuals whereas one shouts at any given moment, "NAVAL WAAAARFFAAAAARE!" very drawn out like and such. The two players then proceed to violently ram stomachs together. The word "NAVAL WARFARE!" was once said by one man to another. The other mistook it for, "NAVEL WARFARE!" thus the game being created. The game cannot be lost or won. Enjoy with your friends.

Friend1: NAVAL WARFARE
Friend2: AW HELL YEAH
*Furious bellybutton touching ensues*

naval aviator

the official term for navy pilot. Nobody says it, though, because it's cheeseball.

Tom Cruise tells Kelly McGillis in the bar in Top Gun that he is a naval aviator.

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Naval Reserve

America's seventeenth line of defense, between the Mississippi National Guard, and the League of Women Voters...

The Naval Reserve: After basic training, you'll only have to work one weekend a month. And most of that time, you're drunk off your ass!

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naval landing

Landing the load in or around the belly button

Johnny pulled out and blew his load on sallys stomach. Johnny yelled I'm going to be a pilot! I just got my first Naval Landing!

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Naval Sex

Sex in the Navy. Not sex with a navel

Learn to spell God damn it.

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Naval Officer

The finest officers of the United States military. They are the most motivated, the most intelligent and the finest leaders of any of the nation's officer corps.

I am a Naval Officer. I command a 98,000 ton warfighting vessel, orchestrate air strikes, launch commando raids, plan invasions and gather intelligence in ways that other branches dream about.

So, whatcha do in the army or the marines? Stack boxes?

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Naval Test

When going down on a woman for oral sex, the male often employs the naval test. If an odor is detectable at the naval one should stop proceeding downwards.

I was licking all over her chest, but when I got to her stomach I did the naval test, had a gag reflex and retreated quickly.