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When doing anal with your partner, ejaculate in their ass, once done you get two graham cracker, more if necessary and then use the shit and jizz as the filling.
Hi, John would you like to make a nebraskan smore tonight? Why yes we are in college and need to do new things.
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When you're fingering two girls at once. Rubbing the clits in a circle resembles the motion a DJ makes spinning a turntable.
Me: Ay what's the closest you've ever been to a threesome?
Ben: Haha I was so close one time. I actually did the Nebraskan Turntables on these twins, but I didn't get to fuck after.
Me: Damn! Why not?
Ben: Because they thought that fingering both of them at once was the stupidest shit ever. They left immediately after I tried it...
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Getting fingerbanged while driving.
AJMSNR: Driving on an interstate highway about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw what looked like the male passenger finger banging the woman driving, who looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident.
D1MisterGreen: Average Nebraskan
The act of driving while being finger banged
The man was giving his girlfriend an average Nebraskan at the red light
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This requires early preparation. You have to take a shit(a good long and solid one). Once that is done, you must take it out and put it in your freezer so that it freezes to a stiff popsicle looking object. When ready, take it out and use it to pleasure your girl with it, in any way you want.homemade dildo
For some reason, I couldn't get a boner when my girlfriend wanted to have sex, luckily I remembered that I had a Nebraskan Corncob in the freezer.
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When You Chop off a girls pubes and cum on them and then put it on your face and howl like a Wolf!
Nebraskan Warewolf: ARRRUUUUUU!!!!
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The act of pouring 2 gallons of urine found on the side of I-80 into the eyes of an unwilling participant, whilst shitting in their mouth, and violating them sexually in the ass
"Last night I got the best nebraskan trucker of my life"
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