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simply put, boring neighbors. people who think you really care about their lives when, in fact, you wish you could move somewhere far, far away just to get away from them.
lady next door:.....then she said.....just back from visiting my sister in Peoria.....couldn't find a thing in there.....new recipes for hamburger helper.....never buy a german car, my father always said.....(two hours later).....well, i can't stand here talking all day.....(another hour later).....wait, don't you want to see my niece's picture?
me: maybe some other time. i've got to go in now (escaping to the safety of my own apartment, i close and lock the door, and start looking through the rental ads-do they list apartments under "no neighbores allowed?)
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Another word for a nigger. Used in the work place so your boss doesnt fire you.
Look over there, those lazy neighbors arent doing a damn thing
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To force-feed a kid some grass, make him chew the dog shit off your lawn while you penetrate them anally, strip him naked in your home, and try to suck his dick with a vacuum cleaner. If his dick is ripped off within five seconds, rape him again and fire a gun next to his ear until he goes deaf. Make him down every bottle of alcohol you have and penetrate him in his eye sockets as hard as possible. Finish the act off by shoving him in a toilet and throwing shit at him while yelling slurs and insults (not that he'll hear them). Make him eat the shit afterwards, ejaculate and vomit in his mouth and on his face, shove Diet Coke and Mentos up his ass, and have everything on camera.
Neighbor your neighbors' kids for some free porn.
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A neighbor what the fuck do you expect
You:Who the fuck are you you gay piece of shit neighbor
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When marijuana is sparked the person who calls neighbor will get the next hit. It must be called as soon as it is announced a bowl will be smoked.
Heather-"Yo, bitches i'm 'boutta fire up this blunt f'real"
Emily-"Neighbor!"
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A guy who lives within a 100ft of you and enters your computer by the back door to find out all about you then uses that to wind you up and play silly games. He also phreaks you out.
The term "neighbor" is also used for telecommunications guys and girls who walk or drive by within 350 ft (or up to a mile) with empty cans resembling cola cans or coffee mugs which they use as a listening device.
The baseball caps have arrived, they're walking about aimlessly outside as usual and look, there's the "neighbor" walking by with his empty cola can listening to what we're saying. Maybe we should introduce them & have them listen to each other instead of us.
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In Marijuana culture, Neighbors is the term used to be placed next in line to hit the pipe/joint/bong/blunt, Only used once right before you spark up.
Me: I got greens
Anyone: I got neighbors
You: I got neighbors neighbor
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