NERTS

When you can see nipples poking through the shirt. AKA Nipples Erected Right Through Shirt

Dude, Did you see her NERTS? She had some pretty big silver dollar pancakes!

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Nert

-Used to express your feelings that something is stupid, ill-conceived, immature, or just an all around bad idea. Basically means, "That's retarded!"

-First documented use in Meridian, Idaho in the early 90's. Evolved from the sound people make to immitate mental retardation.

Someone says or does something stupid. You say, "NERT!"

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Nert

the sweat that gathers in-between your balls and gooch

"man cody likes sniffing his nert"

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nert

1.) Onomatopoeic representation of exhaustion or sudden sleep.

2.) Used to verbally escape from answering questions, or direct accusation by feigning sleep.

1.)
TIM: Bill, are you awake enough to go to the movies?
BILL: Nert (sleeps)

2.)
JILL: Jane, is this your bloody knife in the bathtub?
JANE: Well...I...NERT (feigns sleep)

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Nert

verb: nerd flirting. When an individual of above to highly above average intelligence attempts to flirt with a potential sexual mate. This is commonly observed with bad jokes, awkward laughs, and a tendency towards conversations around Pokémon and Harry Potter. Nerting is generally most successful with another individual of above to highly above average intelligence as the cryptic social queues of the nerting protocol are more easily understood.

When he found out she played Magic, he started nerting with her.

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nert

another way for saying no, naw
opposite of yert

R u gonna take a shit
nert

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nert nert

The female or male genitalia, as in penis or vagina.

"That idiot hit me in the nert nert."

"I bet you like it when I touch my nert nert."

"Omg, that girl was not wearing panties... totally saw her nert nert!!!"

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