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A video streaming service which is the reason I'm single.
Friend: Dude you should move out of your mom's basement.
Me: But she pays for my netflix.
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A condition in which the afflicted person doesn't watch any programming that isn't on the video-on-demand service Netflix to the exclusion of all other video-on-demand services.
This could be due to economical reasons or simply a personal preference.
Alex is Netflixated; if it's not on Netflix, Alex won't watch it so don't even bother suggesting it!
Unaffected Person: Did you see (insert the name of the show)?
Netflixated Person: Is it on Netflix?
I get so frustrated with people who are Netflixated because they can't discuss anything that isn't on Netflix!
Don't talk about (insert name of show) or you'll spoil it for me because I'm Netflixated and I've only seen seasons 1-4 since that's all Netflix has.
Unaffected Person: Thanks for recommending (insert name of obscure show)--I loved it! How did you find it?
Netflixated Person: Oh, no problem. I'm Netflixated and know about all kinds of interesting programs deep in the bowels of Netflix.
Alex: "Netflix is Hulu's dirty little cousin"
Rae:"Netflix is definitely that family member that you dodge at family events"
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a disgusting movie streaming platform that supports pedophiles
joe:whats your favorite show on netflix
bob:cuties
joe:you sick fuck
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The reason no one has a life anymore. E.g. I haven't left my bed in 24 hours, I blame Netflix
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Verb; to spend hours watching TV and watching whole series in a day and not doing anything productive
Anna netflixed for a whole week straight! I can't believe she did that, I wish I could be her
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The reason that video stores all across America are shutting down. People don't want to waste time driving to the video store and spending more money than they have to, so they order netflix, which is considered more convenient. Let's face it, video stores just can't keep up.
Guy 1: "Hey let's go to Hollywood video and find that one movie about the girl who has teeth in her vagina!"
Guy 2: "Nah dude, let's just get it from Netflix, they are the only one's who carry it."
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