soixante-neuf

soixante-neuf is 69 in French and refers to a sexual act where two dudes give blowjobs to each other at the same time.

My cadet roomie, Matt and I really enjoy soixante-neuf!

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neuf sed

1.) to have said enough

2.) nine sed

3.) oink sed

1.) "Bad news, Prof. I can't shell out for that. Neuf sed."

2.) "Do I even want to know? Neuf Sed."

3.) "Sacre bleu! Zere is one sing less zan ten being said! Neuf sed!"

4.) "LOL ECTO IT IS OKAY TO BE PINK LIKE A PIG. NEUF NEUF NEUF"

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Croissant Neuf

Breakfast +++ in bed.

Brad: How was Sunday with Kelly?

Matt: Yeah. Strong. Didn't get up til 12. Coffee, OJ and Croissant Neuf.

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quoi de neuf ?

Very usual french expression when you meet someone you haven't met for a long time. Literally, "quoi de neuf" means "what's new" but can be used as "what's up".

Mec 1 : Hé mec, ça fait un bail ! Quoi de neuf ?
Mec 2 : Bof, la routine, et toi ?

Dude 1: Hey dude, it's been a while! What's up?
Dude 2: Dunno, routine, and you?

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Soixante-dix neuf

79 in french but also used to bait ‘suck on deez nutz’ due to similar phonetics.

Chad: What’s 79 in French?
Virgin: Soixante-dix neuf
Chad: Suck in deez nutz bitch

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Les Neuf DeRonde

contagious subculture infecting the glamourous and trendy population of today's society through mesmerizing photographs and genius art.

Clueless caveperson: Ugh, I am so uncool. How can I become fabulous?
Socialite: Idk, you'd have to go to Les Neuf DeRonde's website and ask X-ander Paul because he's the new authority on fabulousity.

quoi de neuf

A Francophone phrase which is literally translated into English as "what's the nine?" but is supposed to mean "how are things?" or "what's up?" in French

"Salut Edouard, Quoi de neuf?" Hi Edward, what's up?

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