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One of the mostly known cities in Central Jersey, New Brunswick is located within Middlesex County, surrounded on all four sides by Highland Park, East Brunswick, North Brunswick, and Franklin. New Brunswick is probably most known to be where Rutgers University and the famous "grease trucks" are located. Most of the people who live in New Brunswick are either black or hispanic, with specks of other ethnicites. Over the past couple of years, housing has inproved considerable due to the construction of many new housing complexes. Also, crime within New Brunswick has decreased dramatically over the years. The main street infamous for drug activity is Remsen Ave.
Yo, let's go down to the Jamaican place on Remsen to get some herb.
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A place in central Jersey where gay dudes give out free blow and people vomit all over houses. It is commonplace to fall asleep in an all-night diner at around dawn while visiting New Brunswick. New Brunswick also fosters the world's most unattractive female population. New Brunswick is an even worse place to be than Wilkes-Barre, PA. However, gay men in New Brunswick are always very willing to pay your train fares home if you are unfortunate enough to be stranded there. New Brunswick is not just the armpit of the armpit of America, though; New Brunswick can be used to describe a generally surreal or just plain shitty state of mind. There is a 65% percent chance you will meet an Eskimo Brother of yours in New Brunswick.
Me: "Hey man that gay dude just gave me free coke!"
Friend: "DUH! We're obviously in New Brunswick, bro!"
"Oh fuck, I don't have enough money to take the train back to Philly. Good thing that gay kid sleeping in the back of that SUV gave me 40 bux!"
"Yo man these girls are so trashy. Are we in New Brunswick?"
"Holy fuck! When that homo whipped out that bag of coke it got really New Bruns in here, bro!"
(referring to some place strangely surreal, scummy or trashy) "Are we in New Brunswick, bro?"
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A New Brunswick is when you are getting head by a blonde and apon ejaculating in her face you punch her in the nose an wipe the blood and cum up with her hair.(Don't forget to tip her)
I think I'm going to break up with my girl and pay hookers so I can give them New Brunswicks
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New Brunswick Canada - 1 of the 13 provinces & territories of Canada, It is the only province with both English & French as its official languages.
New Brunswick's variety of French is called Acadian French
New Brunswick is bordered by Quebec to the north, Nova Scotia to the east, the Gulf of Saint Lawrence to the northeast, the Bay of Fundy to the southeast, the U.S. state of Maine to the west.
New Brunswick's largest cities are Moncton & Saint John, while its capital is Fredericton.
There is also a New Brunswick city in New Jersey
But obviously there are 2 different New Brunswick .
Sports
University Ringette,rugby , ice hockey , football .
There are 34 radio stations licensed in New Brunswick, broadcasting in English or French
Popular food
Poutine râpée - boiled dumpling made from both grated & mashed potato with seasoned pork
Chicken Fricot / chicken soup
Fried Clams
Coquille Saint-Jacques
Pets de sœur / cinnamon roll
Cipâte / meat pie casserole
Ployes / buckwheat pancake with molasses
Seafood
MOOSEHEAD Breweries &
LAGER are based in Saint John, New Brunswick
Unrelated there is a sardine fish company called BRUNSWICK®.
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New Brunswick canada
New Brunswick was first inhabited by First Nations like the Mi’kmaq and Maliseet
The University of New Brunswick (UNB) is a public university with two primary campuses in Fredericton and Saint John, New Brunswick. Famous students include the whole cast of the hit NBC show Friends (very funny might I add). UNB is most known for their ability to be severely overpriced and yet equally underwhelming.
What can you expect from a University filled with people from New Brunswick though. Number 1 employer for UNB grads is the governments unemployment benefits. Which employs 72% of New Brunswick's population.
employer: Where did you get your education?
me: The University of New Brunswick
employer: I would've preferred if you had only gone to high school
A village approx. 40 minutes outside of Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada -20 if you speed. Chipman, a nearby village is the arch nemesis of this awkward people group. Once known for its coal, Mintonians are now known for having a Tim Hortons coffee shop which rarely takes correct orders. Mintonians tend to have a slang and refer to their village as "minnow" except the select few who have become educated - most likely at their own accord. Minto is a cherished part of the maritimes. If your ever in the maritimes, why not come play in our coal mines! ;)
Minto, New Brunswick is a village approx. 40 minutes outside of Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada -20 if you speed. Chipman, a nearby village is the arch nemesis of this awkward people group. Once known for its coal, Mintonians are now known for having a Tim Hortons coffee shop which rarely takes correct orders. Mintonians tend to have a slang and refer to their village as "minnow" except the select few who have become educated - most likely at their own accord. Minto is a cherished part of the maritimes. If you're ever in the maritimes, why not come play in our coal mines! ;)
The act of making your gal shart herself by spiking with laxatives followed by anal sex. A break-up move. Best if performed in an alternate location or one other than your place. Guaranteed that no female will ask why you haven't called her back.
My chick was starting to get clingy and suggested we move in together so I gave her a New Brunswick Mud Cutter. She hasn't called me in 2 weeks.
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