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A lowkey way of saying you're going to smoke something.
"Yo anyone tryna help me? I'm waterproofing my new shoes?"
"Yeah, man. I'll help you."
i just got new tires for my car
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When a person from New York obfuscates facts and slows down the search for solutions.
That store manager in the Bronx just told me what I wanted to hear but actually gave me a New York Shoe shine
The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.
It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".
When a person gets a brand new pair of shoes and they at all costs avoid activities that could damage or stain the pair.
The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.
The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.
Person 1: "Sorry man, I can't go hiking this week, I got the brand new $700 Jayden 4's and I'm all out of plastic shoe covers"
Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"
Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"