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When a woman is having a baby and you eat her out
My babies coming! Newborn feast time baby eat me
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The atmosphere some are born with that emits a radiant vibe of respect and coolness; usually marks the destiny of a great leader and/or an individual who is an all-around winner in life
1st Shepherd: "Hey Thaddeus, did you hear about the kid Mary and Joseph just had?"
2nd Shepherd: "Yeah, he has a certain newborn swag about him; he's going places."
When you ejaculate on your partners eyes while he or she is sleeping, causing their eyes to be crusted shut in the morning. Resembling a newborn kitten, confused and lost in a new, terrifying world.
"I was late for work today because Chad gave me a Newborn Kitten last night."
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When you take a hot shit and even though it's your own work it makes you want to choke.
Man, I had a Newborn Hatian this morning. It stunk so bad I almost threw up!
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Relating to the stationary position of a person who has been violently murdered; a person who has been brutalized in a gang fight.
Damn son, I found this nigga layed out like a newborn baby on 71st.
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When you take a newborn baby fresh out of the womb and stuff it in a tube sock. Then, you proceed to slam the sock onto a hard surface such as a countertop or a wall. Results may vary.
--"Dude, I was at your brother's birth. Your mom made a sock newborn out of him him on a sink."
--"Coo."
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The restaurant that sells sperm** in a dead chicken that is fried for 1 hour in North Korea, and then sold to the food bank in Western Europe, where it is then shipped to South America, and seasoned to their liking, before being sent to America to fill everyone's stomachs with delicious food.
**PLEASE NOTE IF A GIRL EATS THIS SHE MIGHT GET PREGNANT
Guy 1: I love Kentucky fried newborns
Guy 2: wtf?
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