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A city full of rich white republicans. The epitome of the California lifestyle. The Parents are all doctors, lawyers and surgeons, and their kids all drive BMW's and Range Rovers. Some kids pretend to be poor and emo, and buy black clothes from Nordstrom, but at the end of the day, they get in their Jaguar, and drive to their mansion in Dos Vientos Ranch.
Look their goes Victoria in the new mercedes her parents bought her for her 16th birthday, damn I wish I lived in Newbury Park.
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There is a place closer than you think.
A place where you might see a black person sometimes.
A place where there's ONE FUCKING MCDONALD'S.
A place where you can't let small animals out at night because they WILL die.
A place where children never get shot, but you kind of want to see them get shot.
A place that sometimes looks like a rancid dump or a rich white Republican man's playground; and never in between.
A place where my school once went on lockdown because there was a stray dog on campus.
A place where sixty degrees Fahrenheit is too cold to go outside.
A place where the criminally insane were released onto the streets one day and now you can't go outside alone past 11 PM.
And that place, is a little town we like to call: Newbury Park.
The other day I saw a seagull kill and begin to eat a rat until a raccoon killed the seagull and ate it.
Newbury Park.
Tommy: My peepee tickles when I look at the other boys on the playground.
Kyle: What are you FUCKING GAY?
You: I want to die.
Welcome to Newbury Park.
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Patricia Newbury is a synonym for overweight and grotesque. Usually people refer to these words when talking about obesity.
Oh man you're looking like patricia Newbury!
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A small town with Ventura 20 miles west and LA 20 miles South. Newbury Park is kinda just here. Nothing goes on, we just chill. Half the kids at the High School are stoned off their asses. No crime, no excitement.
Jimmy: Where did you grow up?
Tom: Newbury Park
Jimmy: Oh where's that?
Tom: Small SoCal town, prey close to Malibu and LA
Jimmy: Oh thats sweet!
Tom: That is where you are wrong kiddo
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One who does not have game to such a large extent that they are solemn and sad.
'Oh that guy over there has Newbury Rizz, didn't you know?'
'Oh he does? What a sad life'
A small boring town in Southern California. It has a high school that is full of smart irritating kids of which at least 50% live in dos vientos ( a snobby rich community). Not necessarily the most fun place to live but it is safe.
A: why is there a definition of Newbury Park on Urban Dictionary
B: Its a boring town and people have nothing better to do. Especially if they go to NPHS...homework procrastination.
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the most epic hockey player, extremely attractive and overall a great time. strictly not a simp but has great a sense in fashion and music. an amazing singer and loves taquitos. heidi is always with her bff so if you wanna make plans it’s gonna have to be with both of them. and once again heidi is cracked at hockey.
bro do you like heidi newbury
yeah bro but she is way out of my leauge.
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