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newport is voted the second worst place in wales after rhyl (and newport also somehow became a city in 2002) making it the worst city in wales. it's the first city you'll enter if entering from the east via the severn bridge. living here all of my life i can confidently say it's shit. everywhere you walk in the "city centre" there is a 97% chance that someone will approach you and say anything along the lines of "alright mate you got a rizzla???" and have a go at you if you don't. 13 year old chavs that think they're hard are pretty much everywhere and it stinks of weed and the pigeons don't fuck off either, especially by the riverfront. curry and chips is the best meal going here and the train station is probably the best way out of this place. also, try to avoid bettws and pillgwenlly ("pill") at all costs, or just avoid newport itself at all costs.
Train Announcement: "We are now approaching, Newport."
Person 1: "Ah shit, not this place. Look at it!"
Person 2: "Yeah, lucky I don't live here."
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1. The best Cigarette, EVER.
2. NOT only smoked by black people & wiggers.
3. Newport 100's is better then Newport Kings.
I just got a pack of newports.
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The Menthol cigarette all the wiggers and black gangstas smoke, refered to in slang as "Newps". They are high in Nicotine and Tar, and have had rumors of having fiberglass in them.
Jamal: Yo Wayne, be a brotha an' lemme get a Newp!
Lamar: I switched from Newport to Kools, mah nigga! Dem Newps wus givin' me a sore throat!!
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A rich, preppy town of 27,000 in Rhode Island. Home to wealthy retired men and women who live in big mansions. Some of the biggest mansions in the USA.
Newport, Rhode Island is a really rich town.
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You seen dat girl yo', it's that time of da month so don't newport her.
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Niggas Either Winning Pimpin Or Runining Things
Why do we black folks smoke newports ? because Niggas Either Winning Pimpin Or Runining Things
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Newport, South Wales, another chav hot-spot badly in need of a WMD. Sandwich filling between Bristol and Cardiff like a bug between a road and a shoe. The Romans abondoned the area around 410ad and the British Labour Party eventually took over, hence it remains a ruin. The river Usk flows through it and the M4 goes past it. Never stop or you'll lose your hubcaps. Scene of Chaterist Rebellion and the founding of the Trade Union Movement, so not all bad news. Nice on the outskirts.
Newport Highlights;
Ringland, Alway, Somerton & Duffryn council estates designed by 1960's graduate town planners on speed, now scenic backdrops to Mordor; Pil for the final volcano scene.
Everything-for-a-Pound Shops.
Splendind Transporter Bridge (now that is a work of engineering art)
The Steel Works (now abandoned too)
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