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According to the Travel Channel, the Best All-Around Beach Town of 2004.
Home to a Harbor.
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Wealthy town in Orange County, California that is the set of "The O.C.".
"Newport Beach is too fancy for you...haha"
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A place where there is a lot of wealth and the people can be snobby. Outsiders tend to get pissed at them because they work their ass off and it pays off. Ignorant people...
"hey i live in Newport beach"
(other guy whispers to friend) " rich bastard"
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the residency of the chip buchannon, the scummie mouth breather of the land.
ughh im chipth buchannonth you wanth thome dominos thin crusth pittha with ranch?!
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A city full of gang members and sand smearing surfer kids who give each other blowjobs while their blonde soccer moms bleach their hair and the Latina moms in flip flops beat up random kids that they are nannying for not knowing spanish. Occasionally somebody'll drown and they'll all have a beach party smoke out and get the whole trash city high on marijuana and yell as loud as they can as it is totally super quirky and funny haha. Then the boys'll spend their food stamps on Supreme and Gucci and the girls will get gangbanged on the school bleachers by their fifteen boyfriends while all of the lesbian girls finger each other, all of whom will be wearing 10 layers because it is finally below 85 degrees and question each other literally everything because their brains cannot function past surfboards and weed.
Newport Beach is a terrible place.