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To slap someone so hard that they fly into the next week. One might ask how this is possible and it is simple. You would have to smack someone so hard that their entire body would accelerate past the speed of light. Consequently, they would be traveling in time, assumably into the future. As a result, they would be slapped into next week!
Coco: >>;; I hate black people.
K': I'll slap you into next week if you don't stfu.
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Awesome! I'll call you next week (fake smile)
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The act of telling someone that u can't do a task this week but maybe u can do it nxt week
Bobby: Hey Billy can u help me choke the chicken today.
Billy: Naw, Not this week but maybe next week.
Bobby: Aw, ok i'll just wait
This phrase is used when a person is insulting another person. instead of I'll slap you into next week
I'll ass you into next week if you don't leave me alone.
This is used for when somebody, you, or overall anything does anything TOO much or too hard.
"That guy got slapped into next week by that girl.. Ouch."
"Hey what does <verb> to next week mean?"
"Basically where you overdo something, or do it too well."
Bank will open again next week
Bank will open again next week
Euphemism for “never” or a subtle way of saying “I don’t give a fuck about it; fuck off and stop bothering me.”
Customer: Hi, my server is rebooting randomly.
Seller: hallo, reboot issue fix next week.