Manager's Niece

an ugly waitress at a nice restaurant (or any other situation where all other females workers are 'coincidentally' much more attractive)

yo outta all the fine-ass waitresses up in here we get that pale skinned fatass bitch?? manager's niece FO SHO

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pseudo-niece

a good friend's daughter

I'm like an uncle/aunt to my friend's daughter. She is my pseudo-niece.

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niece nugget

A baby who is so totes-adorbes and "cutie pie faced" that you just want to hug her, tickle her and listen to her laugh until your mood changes from happy to amazingly cheerful.

My friends little Niece Nugget was laughing so cheerfully that I forgot all the problems in the world.

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niece and nephew

Everyone in the world as perceived by Uncle Roger, except Jamie Oliver

Hallo niece and nephew!

niece know

to know someone tangentially through their niece.

Dude! I might not know Obama, but I totally niece know him! That's right, I met Leslie Robinson at one of her games at Princeton!

Jesus' Niece

Someone who is highly revered in the hip-hop community. Notably put to fame by Kanye West.

"From the Polo fleece to the Jesus piece... I got family in high places like Jesus' niece" - Kanye West

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niece-in-law

1- Nephew's wife.
2- Spouse's niece.

My niece-in-law is a good person.

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