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A NIGEL (usually written in capital letters) is a name for a person who is unbelievably fantastic that everyone should know or already knows about that person.
A NIGEL AFFECT (once again, written in capitals) is the name for a particular person who is unbelievably fantastic AND can win against anyone at anything.
"Whoa! You're just like a NIGEL!"
"I think you have a NIGEL AFFECT!"
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Nigel is...what is he? He can be mean, selfish, flawed in so many shallow ways, but then you go deeper. Something is in him, something about the way he sees the world. Hes self conscious is all, he struggles to fit in and to breathe in air thats being taken up by so many others. Its the way his jaw curves, his eyes- the way they set on you in such deep intensity at those rare moments. Its his dark hair, his deep voice, his laugh, flaws, jealousy, secrets, beauty, everything. THATS what Nigel is.
Person: Who is that sitting over there?
Me: oh, thats Nigel.
Person: Could you stop staring?
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Dunno what everyone has against Nigels...They're actually super nice and smart🤦🏽 ♀️🤦🏽 ♀️ They are big foodies and are super sarcastic. They're moodlifters and have good mindsets about societal issues which is great! They also are rlly nice people to have deep convos with --> good friends :)
Person 1: Yo did u talk to Nigel?
Person 2: Omg yeah, Hes rlly cool
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a black or Australian preppy kid who's fucking skills are superb. Upon encountering a Nigel have a box of condoms on hand because your attempts to resist his sexiness will be futile! Although rare, it is possible to become pregnant from having a conversation with a Nigel so proceed with caution.
Girl 1: Oh Nigel! I'm cumming!
Nigel: Um I'm not even touching you.....
Girl 2: Dam son Nigel got skills!
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An Englishman who got lost in America back in 1899 in hope finding his friend Gavin but unfortunately he died by a group of bandits who’s running from the law for multiple crimes
Nigel: Gaviiiiiiiiin
Arthur: OUT OF THE DAMN WAY
*horse rams Nigel*
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Nigel that one person Who is Hella funny and has a big cock can be mean but rarely nice cool person to hang out with
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Nigel Is A Name It Means That You Are A champion and wonderful. and You Have a Ver big cock
Person 1:You Know That Nigel Boy That Has A Big Dick
Person 2:yeah
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