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Having a boner when you go to sleep
“I didn’t have morning wood this time, I had the night-time log.”
The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).
Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"
Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"
A sentimental name to call a person that you love very much meaning the last and brightest star that is seen at night
(NTK) need to know , nice to know, night time kings
night time kings on the graveyard grind 🤝😈
The thoughts that sneak into your head as you try to go to sleep. They are usually negative, irrational and exaggerated, but feel oh-so-real at the time.
In the morning you often can't even figure out what you were worried or angry about.
How did you sleep?
Not very well, I had night-time head sneakers
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