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Nils

Someone with a beard

The guy on the cover of NHL 21 is a nils.

by Tbirder August 26, 2021

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Nils

If you have a Nils in your life, you’re one of the luckiest persons in the world. He is gorgeous, smart, intelligent, loyal and one of the best friends you’ll ever have. There is a big soft and sensible heart beneath his hard, hairy chest (which is the best place to lay down your head for a nap, by the way). It’s difficult to gain his trust and love because he has made some hard experiences in the past. But once you have, he won’t let you down. A Nils will put you in the first place instead of himself. At times he can be stubborn and proud, which makes it hard to argue with him (besides that he is very good at argumentation and besides the fact that he is right most of the time). But letting him calm down he is perceptive, able to see when he was wrong and to say sorry, meaning it from the bottom of his heart. When you have a Nils, you have a caring, cheering, tender, lovingly, empathic person and a good listener in your life. He will make you feel safe, loved and that he cares for you. The cuddles of a Nils are the best ones, they’ll make you feel like you found your happy place just right there in his arms. The smile of a Nils brings joy in your heart, his kisses make you feel like there are thousands of stars exploding in your belly, and we don’t need to talk of the FANTASTIC sex, it’ll leave you breathless... So if you ever find a Nils – keep him!

- I think I fell in love with him, he is just perfect!

- So it must be a Nils, right?

- Yeah, his name is Nils!

by A.3010 January 25, 2022

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Nils

A sexy motherfucker with beautiful locks, massive muscles and the perfect clothing style.
Known to be friend with Satan, christians don't like him very much, but other than that, he is the coolest person in the known universe.

Damn dude, you've seen Nils today? He really be vibin'.

by NilsButHeVibin October 15, 2019

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Nils

He is god in Earth , He is better than anyone in everything. His Penis is a Burden for it is several Meters Long.
some say He is behind the legend27

Omg you Look so Nils today!
How should i know ? Do you think i'm Nils?

by Walandi_tsanti January 3, 2017

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Nils

Nils is a guy who know he’s cool. Every girl want to be with him. But he don’t want a relationship so be carefull. Don’t be hurt by him. He can be cute and nice but he also can be a dick with girls sometimes. An advice: don’t fall in love with him.

Nils did not came at the date tonight. He told me that he don’t want to be with me.

Nils is such a dick girl, just forget him.

by t’es vraiment con nils December 23, 2021

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Nils

Just that chill ass motherfucker who is living his kife the best way he can. Maybe he won't stand up in big groups, but he gets every girl he want. He is a funny and smart guy who knows whats going on.

Dude1 "You heard about that chilled ass dude Nils?"
Dude2 " Hell yes he's breezy as fuck"

by BreezySneezy January 4, 2017

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Nils

Nils is soo fucking hot. Every girl gets horny if they see him. Nils is a really good friend and helps in anyway he can.

the girl want to F*ck Nils because he is so hot

by Sweetlucyxx1154545 October 18, 2019

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