Six-Nine-Six

It’s When a man and a woman is in the 69 position in another woman is eating the other girls ass as she give him the Six-Nine-Six and squirts on a man’s face. The six-nine-six position.

I was getting 69’d and her friend started eating her ass and squirted all over my face, which entailed to be the Six-Nine-Six!

Nine Sixes

We all know that modern women in today's world have super high standards and expectations for men. The Nine Sixes evaluates men based on their bodies, income, and sexual prowess.

1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Owns at least 6 businesses.
9. At least 6 notch count.

You'll never be able to meet the requirements of a modern-day woman, Jack. They have Nine Sixes now.