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Nerds who think they're "random" and hilarious because they yell out shit like "Monkey! Cheese!" and laugh their asses off.
If I hear one more thing about waffles from that Monkey-Cheese-Ninja-Pirate, I'm leaving.
She is really annoying in a monkey-cheese-ninjas-pirates way.
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A war between pirates and ninjas will happen in 2006 and will end in 2067 with the ninjas defeating the pirates (comitting piracide). Then the ninjas will take over the world. This is called ninjapocalypse. Prepare for this war. Become a ninja.
The Great Ninja Pirate War will begin in March 2006!
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A person of robot, ninja, pirate, and zombie decent
I was chased home by a Robot Ninja Pirate Nazi Zombie
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This is a debate that is often held in such areas as internet forums, chat rooms, and even in actual places such as cafiterias, homes, and cars of teenagers.
The idea of this debate is to prove once and for all who would win in a debate between a pirate and a ninja. Multiple things would be considered, such as relative skill, weaponry, and mental disposition toward killing.
Although the pirate would traditionaly carry a flintlock pistol, this gun was innacurate, and the ninja would probably throw a smoke bomb to make it harder for the pirate to see, or just dodge the bullet. The ninja could then kill the pirate with any weapon in his arsenal, ranged or melee, such as using shuriken, a blow gun, or his katana to dispatch the pirate.
In most circles, it is beleived that a ninja would defeat a pirate in an even fight, such as in a grassy field where neither of them could use the terrain to their advantage.
Other examples of these "fantasy duels" are whether Batman could take Chuck Norris, Crab vs. Lobster, whether U.S.S Enterprise could take the Star Destroyer, Samas Aran vs. Master cheif etc...
Geek 1:Who do you think would win in a fight in aninja vs. pirate duel?
Geek 2: Hey dude, a pirate is all like "arr," and they carry guns, so they would win in a fight.
Geek 1: Nah, ninjas would waste pirates because ninjas actually trained. Pirates just got drunk all the time.
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a kilowatt-hour per martian day
Mark Watney created the pirate-ninja as a standard unit
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The unholy union between a pirate and a ninja. Pirates and ninjas are widely known to be mortal enemies and are locked in eternal oppisition to each other.
Pirate-ninjas rarely exist in nature because they have extremely short half-lives; upon their creation they rapidly decay in a violent burst of short-wave radiation, heat, shurikens, and parrot feathers.
Pirates vs. ninjas - that ages-old question. Who would win?
The pirate-ninjas, of course!
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A title bestowed upon one lucky enough to have been accepted into the most powerful society in the universe.
A Ninja Battle Pirate (or NBP) is a combination of the stealth and cunning of a Ninja and the bloodthirsty savagery of a pirate. Founded by the almighty Zik Synis, the secretive society is structured around a caste system, of which their are several classes:
Overlord: Zik Synis
Suck Monkeys: Anyone who is not Overlord
It should be noted that anyone not a member of the NBP affiliation is referred to as a 'Twatflap'.
Within the exclusive NBP affiliation, there are several denominations, all of which stem from the founding chapter, 'Supernus'. The most noteable denominations include 'The Brain Stabbers', 'The Throat Stompers', and 'The Ultra Killers'.
The NBP affiliation works seperately that all political parties and organizations, due to the fact that they aren't pussies or sell-outs. While they are indeed trained in the arts of Ninjascilation, Piration, and Killery, each denomination requires a specific specialty in its members, such as Videogameometry, Sugarconsumptionitery, and Alienkillerogredy. These are just a few of the many, many specializations availale to members of the NBPA (Ninja Battle Pirate Assosiation).
Now, you may be wondering, 'how do I join this unstoppable elite force of Ninja Battle Pirates, who could school my ass at everything so fast that I wouldn't have time to shit myself?' Sadly, you cannot join without being recruited by Overlord Synis' decree. The only other way to join this guild of the gods is to be born into it. On the day of each infants birth, a number is branded onto the back of the baby's hand. The number is given to the parents, who wait at a river bank, while upstream their newborn infants are tossed into the stream. If they somehow miraculously survive the piranahs, alligators, and depth charges, they are then retrieved and cast in once more, just to make sure. If the baby survives this test, he is removed from his parents care and places in an elite training facility, where subjects are allowed to eat once every three days and spend the rest of their time training to become an officially recognized member of the NBPA.
Each NBP is allowed to chose which denomination to join, or whether to remain a pure NBP, and exist directly under Overlord Synis' command.
For more information on Overlord Synis, see Zik Synis.
Damn, that Ninja Battle Pirate just schooled my ass at everything before I even had a chance to shit myself!
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