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The Excuse

Diarrhea. It will get you out of anything, including high school classes. No one will argue with you, or question you further.

(a teacher and a student)

T: I'm going to write you up for skipping my class again!

S (in a hushed voice, The Excuse): ummmm....I couldn't get off the toilet...I had diarrhea...

T: um...

(at this point the teacher dosn't want to listen anymore, and pretends to be busy. you walk away in sucess)

by Adam Kelly October 20, 2005

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Excuse

A lame reason for getting out of something. For example, "I didn't have anything to eat for breakfast so I ate my essay". Or "excuse" in the word "excuse me". For example, "excuse me for sneezing on your dress."

Excuse me, but that was a lame excuse.

by Autumn Applegate February 18, 2021

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there's no excuse for that

Something, arrogant self-righteous people say, when they disapprove of anything that someone else might say or do.

When the waiter wiped his nose with his sleeve, the business executive said to his guests, "There's no excuse for that."

by Frank Le April 1, 2015

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Excuse

Shortened form of excuse me for lazy people.

Excuse, I want to get by!

by NoComprendo June 4, 2018

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Excuse

The words coming out of Dustin's mouth whilst attempting to avoid a smack-down.

Dustin kept making excuses about why he couldn't participate in the Wizard's Duel.

by Squidlips23 November 9, 2018

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excused

1.) Alowed to leave. 2.)Released 3.)Forgivin

1./2. Teacher: You are excused class.

3.(friend takes a dank fart) Excuse you, bitch.

by cheeched4life September 30, 2006

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excuse

A sentence or phrase often used to explain every occurrence of death in FPS games such as Counter-Strike and Quake

1.
stat killed Reaps with ma41
(Dead)Reaps: OMFG stupid mouse cord FS!
2.
RandomCSer killed Reaps with mp5navy
(Dead)Reaps: omg my ping FS, was 600 THEN!
(Dead)s0ck: it was 150 man
(Dead)spageh: yer, was 160 when I last checked
(Dead)Reaps: omfg no it was'nt !! FS!

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

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