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Being so drunk, that your face appears to have rat like features
Miles: buds im so fukin drunk I can barely see
Sean: Thats beacause your fuckin rat-faced buds
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a face that looks like a rat
mat yates, yoooooo!!!! my gangsta matt is such a rat face
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A lead guitarist for a local band who is a control freak, overpowers the sound level of other musicians in the band, tries to control their lives, writes and posts fake reviews on his facebook page and literally compliments one musician, guess who, the guitarist, the guy writing the fake review.
- pockets more of the earnings than other band members
- has a history of not paying other musicians
- creates negative situations to feed the rumor mill in order to defame band members he has had a falling out with
- controls the song list and picks songs that compliment his singing and guitar playing
- never acknowledges the contributions of other band members
- has expensive equipment but lacks the knowledge to use the sound modifiers well
- has a friend or selects a band member to use as a sounding board for bragging Rat Face's guitar playing and personal exploits
- looks at everyone as a potential lackey
- pushes other band members to be on time and eventually wastes a majority of their time
- unable to reach near accuracy and be precise in his guitar playing of various funk and R&B cover songs
- at a gigs, changes the order of the songs in the set list without first consulting the band members
- allows the band to play well beyond the gig ending time without consulting the band members and/or making sure they are compensated for the extended time
- plays so loud forcing the lead and backup singer to scream the lyrics for the R&B cover song
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A Jackal Rat that has 2 faces and lives in the wild. It is a large brown rat that looks and talks like a human. However this is not the case. This rat commonly inhabits caves or crypts. It is easily identifiable by its unique characteristics. It is mainly nocturnal but will go out into the sunlight when necessary. It enjoys watching tv in the day and depends on other people getting it mcdonalds to survive. It is however omnivorousness and will eat plants when encountered. the The jackal rat poops 4 to 5 times a day. These poops are small and it will never flush them. The jackal rat also has flushphobia. It is however ashamed of its own poop and will put the lid down. A easy way to identify the Jackal Rat is when you walk into a bathroom and see the lid down. If you encounter this do not panic, but be aware the jackalrat may be in the area. The jackalrat is also easily identified by its lack of clothing. It will commonly only wear tighty whities and will wear clothes only when absolutely necessary. They are no violent unless provoked, and then they can become enraged, screaming and cursing. The jackalrat does NOT like to be called a 2 faced jackalrat, and if one says it they may anger it. When cornered or endangered, the jackalrat will cry and pretend to be hurt. However, this is all a ploy by the jackal rat to get out of a bad situation. It usually works and people feel bad for it. Be careful when approaching a jackal rat!
Two men go into a public bathroom:
Man 1: Yo someone put the seat down and didnt flush!
Man 2: OH shit a Two faced Jackal-Ratt must be in the area.
Man 1: A two faced what?!
Man 2: Shhh if you shout its name it may hear and become enraged!
when a stoner tilts their sticks their top teeth out over their bottom lip and squints there eyes.
Stoner 1 : What are you doing?
Stoner 2 : The rat face.
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An adult caucasian male, usually over 25 but under 30, who is addicted to drugs and dreams of being a hustla. They originate in suburban environments but many of them migrate to the inner cities upon leaving the nest. Some remain in the suburbs, usually living in close quarters among friends and/or family members with whom they share drugs and living expenses. Due to it's intellectual shortcomings, the rat faced wigger will almost always be found working in fast food restaurants, the local wal-mart, or just about any factory. Some of them have also been known to drive semi trucks.
Often going days at a time without grooming themselves, rat faced wiggers are generally dirty, out of shape and sport a three week old beard since that is typically the length of time they go without bathing. They reek of weed smoke, and will usually try to cover the smell with axe body spray. The Rat faced wigger has varied interests that may or may not include bling, bad music, anime and world of warcraft.
They tend to be chubby chasers and are known to venture deep within the confines of the nearest trailer parks in search of a mate, whom they usually knock up within the first month or two of courtship. The rat faced wigger is not a social animal and thus is not involved in the rearing of it's offspring. It can become incestuous if unsuccessful in attracting a genetically diverse mate.
Joe: "Dude look at that rat faced wigger... his Bowl just fell out of his pocket. What a jackass."
John: "Oh haha... HEY REJECT YOUR BOWL FELL OUT OF YOUR POCKET!"
Rat faced Wigger: "WUUUUT???!!"
Rat Faced Wigger's sister: "Oh shit Matt, hide the weed!"
Rat Faced Wigger: "Aw shit, dawg *stuffs bag in mouth*"
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Project Satan; One who looks solely like a rat, marks for raven, and has the personality of wet dog shit
This rat faced ferret LOST TO R*O ROFL!
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