salted

When someone is insulted, embarassed, or made to look like a fool of some sort.

Originally "assaulted", but later reduced to a more convenient syllable count.

David Oh: Matt, you're such a fuckin' douchebag!
(Matt cries)
Passing man: YOU BEEN SALTED!

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SALTS

Acronym for Smiled A Little Then Stopped coined by DeRay Davis

I read your twitter joke.... SALTS... Smiled a little then stopped.

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salt

1. noun - A labor organizer who obtains employment with a company for the sole purpose of unionizing the workers.

2. verb - To obtain employment with a company for the sole purpose of unionizing the workers; to be a salt. (Also: salting).

Labor organizer speaking to other organizers: "We're trying to establish a union at Wal-Mart, but we can't approach the workers while they're on the job. We need someone to volunteer to be a salt."

CEO speaking to Human Resources department: "You need to be vigilant when hiring, we're trying to avoid the employees unionizing and we don't want any salts agitating the workforce."

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SALT

A person you find very attractive, usually a girl but can be a guy.

person 1: "look at that guy over there!"
person 2: "oh he's a right salt, isn't he?"

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Salting

The Act of pouring salt on someones lawn in the form of words or symbols to kill the lawn in the outline of the salt, sort of like spray paint to a wall. Discovered by Sexy Jesus of New Castle, PA.

Hey, Sara! Will you take us to sheetz to see how our salting turned out on their grass?

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salt

1: adj. - to describe something unfortunate or unfavorable happening, or one's angered mood.

2: verb - to do something which causes an unfortunate or unfavorable situation.

3: inter. - to express distaste or unhappiness about a situation.

note: the international symbol of salt is brushing off one's leg with the back of their hand as if one is dealing with salt being spilled upon them. also, for additional effect, one may hiss like a snake (see: salt snake).

1: "did you hear the flyers lost?"
"yeah, i was pretty SALT about it, but then i remembered that those bums always lose."

2: "robert esche is doing his swiss cheese impression again this season."
"yeah, he really knows how to SALT everything up."

3: "someone finished off the last of the pizza."
"SALT, now what am i going to eat for breakfast tomorrow?"

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salting

when someone is cockblocking repeditivly

your salting my game
your 100percent pouring salt

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