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Kramerism

The religion of following Lord Kramer

Man one: I'm of the Muslim faith
Man two: You should convert to Kramerism and follow our ever-loving God, Lord Kramer

by High Reverend of Kramerism June 2, 2004

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Kramering

To burst suddenly and spastically into a room. An unwanted entrance to room.

"I was just sitting there minding my own business, when a neighbor began kramering me."

by Herra Kotka February 14, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


kramer

Hilarious character from the hit sitcom "Seinfeld". The actor is better known as Michael Richards, the guy who completely lost whatever respect he may have had because he spewed horrible racist garbage after being heckled by black audiences. Michael handled the situation poorly as comedian. A good comedian will know how to shut up hecklers and make it funny for everyone.

Michael acknowledges that what he said was wrong and if anyone saw his apology video on Letterman, you could see that he was sincere in his apology and is most definately not racist. We all have the potential to let our emotions get to us and even spew out garbage like what Richards said at the laugh factory under certain circumstances even though we may not mean it.

With that being said, this whole issue has brought up a slew of idiots. First are the closet-racists who are saying Richards had the right to call them "niggers" because he was being heckled and called cracker (even though the "victims" called him that after the tirade). Nigger is a derogatory term that goes back in the slavery days although today can be taken as other meanings. Despite this fact, it was clear that the way Richard's used it was in a derogatory sense. The second group of idiots this has brought up is Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. It's not bad enough they called for a boycott on the new Seinfeld DVD but also to sop using the word "nigger" altogether?? These are the kind of people increasing racial tension in our society and what's more sickening is that some people actually follow these guys as if they're Malcolm X or Martin Luther King.

-Whoever thinks nigger is the same as cracker is fucking moron
-Whoever supports Michael's tirade despite the fact of how he said he should have never used it is a fucking moron
-Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are fucking morons
-The victims wanting money are fucking morons
-Michael Richard's was a fucking moron for saying that shit but at least he knows it's wrong

Buy the Seinfeld DVD, don't let fucking morons ruin the sales of one of the best sitcoms ever. Kramer is the best character in Seinfeld!

by Kainee December 8, 2006

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Kramer

Verb: The act of bouncing off walls and doors.

Also, an adjective or pronoun used when referring to SOFT CURLY HAIRED animals (for instance: dogs or sheep)

1. He Kramered the wall again.

2. Aww.... your dog is so Kramer.

3. Isn't Kramer adorable?

by Gina August October 28, 2010

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Kramerism

N. any idea which sounds smart enough to make sense but is not smart enough to work. Named for the Seinfeld character and his schemes.

Communism is the the greatest Kramerism in governments today.

by chadderbox January 2, 2009

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Kramered

To be publicly ridiculed for using a racist term in retaliation for some trangression, not because of personal feelings of racism, but because it's the easiest way to anger the offender as greatly as they have angered you.

Steven called Chen a "stupid fucking chink" after Chen slashed Steven's tires for no reason. Afterwards, he was severely Kramered, and his reputation was ruined.

by The Jefftastic Jeffinator January 28, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


kramer

The new, multiculturaly accepted, word for nigga.

Man 1- Yo ma dude, what it is?
Man 2- Juss chillin ma Kramer.

by Tweak12 December 4, 2006

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