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A belief that is based on or justified by the doctrine of vicarious atonement.
also;
The inevitable result of the clusterfuck effect.
see also;
stupfuckdity
"The doctrine of vicarious atonement is found in some form in most religions, and it is the body and soul of ours. The idea is not a Christian invention. It caused the Carthaginians to put to death their handsomest prisoners if a battle were won, the most promising children of their own nobility if it were lost. They were offerings to appease the gods."
"...when it comes to the punishment, the vicarious notion doesn't seem to work. There is the one point where you are welcome to your own, and no discount allowed to heavy takers. Hell is always at par and no bail permitted. Even ignorance of the requirements is no excuse. If you did not know any better, somebody else did, and you've got to pay for it."
(from Helen H. Gardner's Vicarious Atonement; Men, Women, and Gods, 18850.)
A made up word pretentious people use when they can't think of another word to describe a feeling.
Example: "from a managerial standpoint, these productivity numbers are giving me fuzzy notions"
The act of giving someone an imaginary hand job. This is done by shaking a a closed fist in the air, simulating a stroking action. This action is used for a wide variety of reasons, whether it is for raising morale, thanking someone, or congratulating someone. It is in no way wrong for one man to give another a notional hand job, because the it's notional, and not real. Either sex can give either sex a notional hand job.
"I gave my friend a ride home and since he did not have gas money, he returned the favor by giving me a notional hand job."
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New Age Notion is a 4 piece Australian band bringing a fresh sound to old influences. They have just released their new single "What Happened To Forever" with their debut EP set for release on November 23rd.
Combining catchy original music with an energetic and entertaining live show, they are a band not to be missed with 2017 building up to be a big year!
New age notion are freaking amazing!
A more pretentious, posh, and/or sophisticated way of expressing a "That's What She Said" joke.
Originally used by a group of High Schoolers at PorNo High, This phrase has expanded to be used by other pretentious indie kids.
But its so long!
she declared that same notion!
These things are big and bulky...
She declared that same notion!
Fire in the hole!
SHE DECLARED THAT SAME NOTION!!!!!
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for one to not give a fuck, care or be interested in participating, taking part or doing a job.
Rod was hard at work, while findlay had nae notion!! Findlay was being a lazy fucker!