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v. To tweak the spelling or appearanece of something and change it to something else. Comes from changing the 1984 to 1981 on your drivers' licence so you can drink underage, like in the Mike Hines episode of 2000.
-'I can't get into the bar, I am too young.'
-'Give me your ID so I can give the motherfucker the scratch.'
The speed limit was too low so we gave the sign the scratch.
to engage in a sexual act with, most commonly intercourse
yo ma when you lettin ya man scratch?
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A minor cut or graze of the skin. Next to nothing on the damage scale.
To start from scratch is to start from nothing except knowledge and ambition.
Didn't even scratch me, pussy.
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Extramarital sex, extracurricular sex.
He married Molly last year, but he's still gettin' a little scratch on the side from Jenny.
Or... She's dating Jimmy but still pickin' up scratch every time she gets.
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Verb: To 69, or conduct oral sex with your partner while they simultaneously reciprocate.
In a more common context, the word "scratch" is applied to the activity of rasping, or digging with the fingers, or nails. Examples of this useage can be seen in the phrase, "You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours." In this slang context, that phrase is amended to, "You suck my junk, I'll lick yours." Of course, those verbs can be further amended to allow for gay/lesbian scratching, or different oral techniques.
"John, I've douched... you ready for a nice scratch?"
"Golly, Jane! That'd be swell!"
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Verb: The self-stimulation of a female's external reproductive organs, especially through repeated back-and-forth motions. This word is most accurately applied when the female is getting a "quick fix", and masturbating through her undergarments. "Scratch" is both a description of the motions involved with, and sound produced by this word's proper execution.
"Jane, I'm heading into the bank for a second, will you be okay waiting in the car?"
"Sure, Sue, I think I'll just scratch the snatch for a bit... take your time in there."
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1. (n) A term for cash money, paper, skrills, etc.
2. (n,v) Term used to descibe the act of a disk jockey reversing the rotation of a vinyl record for split seconds to create a 'scratching', or 'rer-rer!' sound.
3. (adj) Used to describe nothing, emptiness, or voidance, as in the words 'nul', 'nil', and 'none'
4. (n) Another name for crack cocaine, in its base form, before being cut.
5. (v) When one's reputation is lowered after an embarrasing act or rumor.
6. (v) To kill someone. See lay out, hit, or off.
7. (n) A term used in the game of billiards (pool) to describe a technical foul in which a player hits the white cue ball into a pocket.
8. (v) To forget, disregard, or 'never mind'.
1. You made any scratch this month?
2. Damn! That DJ is scratching that vinyl like a mofo!
3. Man, you ain't got scratch!
4. First we deliver the scratch, then they'll cut it for us.
5. Ya'll fools can't scratch me!
6. Oh, yeah, Miguel? He got scratched just yesterday.
7. I scratced after trying to get that 4-ball in the corner pocket.
8. My mom's a WHAT?! Scratch that, homie.
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