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When you REALLY don’t care about anything/anyone
Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*
when you need to take a fucking shit but your mind in not working so you "shit i need to take a fuck" - blake earle 2016
"shit i need to take a fuck" friend- "wait wut did u say m8?" u- "sorry need to take a shit i meant br0"
HOLY SHIT I LOST MY PANTS THIS CAT IS SUCKING ON TITTIES
its like when you shit your pants but its not fake its for real
steve: you got a splatter on your pants, what does that mean?
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real
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A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.
Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
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you just....CAN this is the feeling when you make your first word here
when u shit cum and fuck fuck fuck at the same time
fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fucking shit hole fuck shit i cummed holy shit i fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fucking shit hole fuck shit i cummed
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