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Everybody gets to touch ass because its national touch ass day every april 12th
Boys im gonna touch her ass beacause its national touch ass day
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Tomorrow is national don’t touch me day do t put your hands on me or we gone have to scrap
Tomorrow is national don’t touch me day watch out bro
The "National Touch Minors Day" is a day when you can touch a person anywhere no matter the age.
This day is 14th April so get ready to be legally allowed to touch a minor
Policeman: "You're going jail for touching a minor"
Man: "But its National Touch Minors Day"
Policeman: "Fair enough you're good to go"
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On April 22 it’s national don’t fucking touch me day.
If someone tries to hug you on April 22 then you can slap them and say it’s national don’t fucking touch me day, and walk away.
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Hi my name is pontus i hide kids in my basement:)
What day is it today?
It's touch the kid day
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Touch your dad anywhere 😉😉 Only on may 5th
I touched my dad on his thing on national touch your dad day on may 5th only
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This day is where you touch my boobs for fun because it is so fun and you have an excuse to do it this day. This is on March 21st
Touch yer gurls tits cos it national touch my boob day
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