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Being captivated by negativity. A form of depression in which you feel like crap and are falling down a never-ending gravitational spiral of negativity. Could also be used to threaten someone.
Used once by Theodore Bagwell (T-Bag) of Prison Break, and also once more by Gretchen of the same TV Series.
"I'm under the captivity of negativity"
"If you ever touch her you'll be under my captivity of negativity."
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Circular Piercings inserted into piercings/pierced areas. Commonly used in ears, bottom lips, eyebrows, noses, nipples and occasionally the belly button, penis and vagina.
Usually they are a circular piece of metal, with a ball holding the two pieces closed so the piercing won't slip or fall out.
Rarely are they silver, gold or glass.
A : "Do you have anything better to put in my ears? All i have are these boring studs.."
B : "Well I just bought some neon captive hoops the other day"
A person who politely smiles and feigns amusement, while someone in their presence re-enacts a comedy sequence so poorly that others nearby are embarrassed.
John's longwinded retelling of the usually hilarious apoopalypse skit made me a comedy-captive for four painful minutes.
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When your old lady pisses you off and you restrict her to only anal sex for a pre-determined amount of time. Usually 24 - 48 hours.
Jess was drunk and belligerent last night so I put her in anal captivity for the rest of the weekend.
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the act of tying a female's feet with a rope, holding her up by her feet (grabbing onto the rope), and fucking her.
1: hey man lookin good. have you been working out.
2: no i've just been giving my girlfriend the captive mermaid. talk about a work out.
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When a man ejaculates rapidly, unexpectedly and with greater-than-average force and velocity into the unwitting face or forehead of his girlfriend / wife / partner, thus leaving them with a stunned expression.
This is inspired by the captive bolt pistol that psychotic killer Anton Chigurh uses in the movie 'No Country for Old Men'. His victims have no idea what's coming and when they do it's too late.
The device itself is usually used to stun cattle or livestock before they are butchered.
"Man, my girl was giving me the best BJ last night and before I knew it, I'd totally fired a captive bolt pistol right in her face... she was pretty stunned!"
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Saltines that have been inserted, against their collective will, where the sun will never shine.
John has a truckload of captive crackers he is hauling cross country.