Noman

An adult, usually male, who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children. Derived from the Greek Nomdeia (No) and Mandeia (man.) I.e NOMAN

Noman is a pedophile. Every afternoon he walks by the local elementary school, watching the kiddies coming happily bounding out, and there's always an 3-inch bulge in his pants when he does it.

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Noman

(n) to live in make believe

a "Noman " is an absolute liar and exaggerator of a person . making suggestions far out of reach comments such as 'I've played semi-professional football' when really he has only played with his friends/colleagues after work.

In mind thinks he's Tyson fury for size and stature and could take anyone down however in reality this begs belief. In normal life a 3 legged blind turtle could take him down.

'Ive played there' 'when i did that ' ' when i played for altrincham fc...' all comment phrases used by a "noman"

-oh mate you didnt climb everest you just climbed that hill dont be such a "noman"

-You absolute "noman" youve got a headache not a brain tumor

-common you "noman" its a bruise not a fracture

Noman

HEY, YOU LISTEN HERE, IT'S ABDULLAH. DON'T EVER CALL ME NOMAN AGAIN, YOU HEAR ME? I'LL FIGHT YOU BRO.

Noman, no, it's Abdullah