Nomp

A person that crosses the description of a nob and a mong or muppet .

Miss Jane your are such a nomp you can’t pour egg yolk down the sink !! That is somthing Tarzan would do !

Nomp

Verb. The act of hugging, humping and love-biting a romantic partner at the same time.

BOB: Man, I haven't seen my wife for four months since I got on this crab-fishing boat. When I get to see her next week, I'm gonna nomp her brains out!
KRUGER: That's beautiful, man. You nomp that woman good, y'hear?