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A fat greasy pig like office worker who goes home to his one bedroomed flat every night to have a pot noodle & to masturbate furiously to pornagraphy containing young teens.
The pot noodler boiled the kettle,made his pot noodle, took a sharpe knife to the bottom of the Pot, twisted so there was enough room to slide his funghi cock slowly into the noodles as his skin burns and his semen flows.
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The person administering the act of anal fisting while in a bathtub or pool.
"Hey baby, lets take a bath together, I feel like dookie noodling!"
"His hands are so small I'll bet he's a dookie noodler."
"She can hold her breath so long she would make a great dookie noodler!"
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A sex act in which a mixture of earth worms and szechuan sauce are inserted into a woman's vagina before and during copulation.
She was looking for something extreme and so he gave her a szechuan noodler.
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When your girl is asleep and the guy smacks his meat on her forehead, thus spooking her with your noodle!
"Hey I gave my girl that spooky noodler this morning"
When you lose a condom in a chicks vagina and you have to use your hand to get it out.
Yesterday I had to bust out the mississippi noodler.
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The art of fisting a chick from the rear (like noodling for catfish) while drawing drawing cat whiskers on her face with a permanent marker and talking with a massachusetts accent.
My girlfriend was asking about noodling in Tennessee, so i gave her a Nantucket Noodler.
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E.g "she took too many mushrooms. She was a right little Noodler"
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