Noof

Abbreviation for nouveau riche.

Nouveau riche - low class wannabes showing off their wealth with enthusiastic extravagance (aka bling).

"Darling, I'm off shooting noofs at the weekend."

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Noof

A person who is perceived as being softer than a Nerf Ball

As marques entered the room, everyone shouted "Noof!"

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Noof

1.One who, when speaks, sounds like a complete and total retard.
2.Someone who talks too fast, in an odd accent, and is never understood.

Man what the FUCK did he just say? Stupid ole noof.

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Noof

The male version of a queef. When air trapped in the penazia is passed through head of the penis. Similar to air trapped in a clown ballon.

“What the hell was that Eric?”
“Sorry it was noof, it happens when I’m nervous”
“What the fuck is a noof?”
“A dick fart. My dick farted”

See also- gueef, dick fart,

I just ripped a nasty noof.

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Noof

News (or any bit of info) delivered by a goof.

While the channel's viewers took the other news anchors seriously, they mocked the weatherman and his daily noof.

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Noof

A penis fart.

Why did you noof in my face?

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Noof

A derogatory synonym for the word retard, see also: downy

"Look at that guy there, he's acting like such a noof."

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