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A noot is when you punch someone in the asshole as hard as you possibly can. No penetration is necessary, though optional. It was invented by Adolf Hitler, who used to noot his Jewish captives.
"Your asshole is about to get nooted so hard"
"I'm going to fucking noot you"
"Prepare for a nooting"
"Noot those Jew rats"
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Noot, nootie s.- a worthless sub creature who sleeps on a toilet due to his present state of being a piece of shit
God I fucking hate that worthless piece of shit nootie.
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Verb - Noot is a word often used to describe a mixture of a hug and a lick at the same time. It is derived from the term Noot Noot and commonly used on the app 'Amino'.
Noun - A Noot is a human being assigned a special title by a madman on social media. It is an honour to be named a Noot. Some Noot's include; the first Noot, officer bootie Noot and the prized Noot.
"Hello yes, I am Noot. Lord of Noot. Here is a list of the Noot."
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1. The determined past tense of the word nut another way you could use this is “nooted”
2. The amazing sound that pengu makes
1) ah frick man, don’t you just hate it when you accidentally noot on your cousin. Yeah me too, brother
2) noot noot I want your boot
3) crap-il-sticks i accidenally nooted all over my sister. Gosh darn it brother what’ll I do now?
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Noot noot is a catchphrase used by the British-Swish stop motion character Pingu. He normally uses this to get people's attention or to communicate.
"Noot Noot!" Exclaimed Pingu to his friends.
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