North American Union

A "Paranoid style" conspiracy theory created by Radical Right-Wing Conservatives to increase xenophobia in the United States. Just like previous conspiracy theroies created by the Radical right, this one has no creditable evidence to back it up.
If you haven't heard of it the as Radical Right argues then "It's because the plotters have succeeded in keeping it a secret"

This conspiracy theory goes as follows...

The NAU is the EU equivalent of North America that includes Canada, Mexico and the United States. NAU is supposedly supposed to operate as a single Politcal and Economic unit.
The NAU is a supranational organization, modeled

This organization would have the power to

.Nullify Laws of its Member states

.Take away government barriers so that People and Goods can move about the countries unimpeded.

. All three member countries National Currency will be phased out and replaced with one Currency The Amero,

In short this conspiracy was made in responce to the Radical Rights worries over issues of Globalization, Immigration and the Bush administrations expansive understanding of Executive power

North American Union is just a Hoax created to scare Americans.

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north american scum

What you and I probably are.

We're all just North American Scum. No, really, we are.

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North American Pavement Ape

Antique farm equipment.

Pants sagging nappy haired black trash

It's a shame these North American Pavement Apes bring human black people down.

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North American Pavement Ape

A derogatory term for an American of African descent, typically who you would call "gangstas" and see in the "hood" or "ghetto." They are addressed as such since they spend most of their lives in the wild - mainly lurking in alleys and selling crack or mugging people. You can catch them off guard during the day by offering them grape soda.

Dude, did you see those niggers back there?

Be specific! Those are North American Pavement Apes!

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north American cock gobbler

A girl in a bar wearing pink jumpsuit with something written on the ass with ugg boots. Her mating call is can I have more shots or yes I will join the wet t shirt contest. Also sporting a tramp stamp and a thong.

Look at that north American cock gobbler at the bar she is trashed I can probably take home and nail her.

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North American Glitter Slug

Strippers, or Erotic Dancers in North America frequently wear excessive amounts of vanilla scented glitter infused lotion all over their bodies. This is caused when a person visits a strip club and after a lap dance the stripper leaves a wet spot on the customer's leg made up of vagina secretions laced with glitter from the lotion.

All I got for 80 bucks was a North American Glitter Slug on my leg.

North American Truck Rammer

The act of smothering someone in oil, strapping them to the front of a North American Truck and performing anal sex with said subject

Did you see Johnny come home last night? No, I heard he found a girl and became an NATR (North American Truck Rammer).