When there's an election, but only one candidate is running.
"I was gonna go vote for mayor, but I found out there was only one person running for it, it was a North Korean Election."
The North Korean Microwave, not to be confused with the north Korean wheelchair.
Is a sex position involving 3-9 50+ year old men in traditional North Korean military attire(6 for optimal outcome.)
A rotating glass platform, a woman and an elevated surface.
The woman is to be positioned below the elevated surface on the rotating platform and all 50+ year old men are to be positioned on the elevated surface and told to finish before the platform makes 3 complete rotations.
John: Hey I finally had my first North Korean Microwave yesterday
Peter: Wow, how fast was the platform rotating?
John: 1.43rpm
When a woman jerks a man until near ejactulation, then the man pins down the woman and shoves his dick up one nostril and ejactulats causing the cum to run out the other nostril.
"Hey dude I just saw Jimmy Dean give Betty Crooker the North Korean Nettypot! It was soooo hot!"
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Person 1- "do you know what a "north korean abortion is?"
Person 2- "I dunno?"
Person 1- "It's where you let your child actually be born and raised in north korea..."
Person 2- "I learned something today..."
Kim-jong il is an example of a "North-Korean abortion"
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When she's blowing you, you say hang on I gotta sneeze. Then nut in her nostrils
Hang on lemme North Korean bulldog my bitch before I come over. Hehe!!
Slang for non-existant.
Grandma: Eat up
Me: But I'm full.
Grandma: No you're not. Keep eating.
Me: Fine. I'll eat North Korean Food
It's where you drink half a cup of laxative before sex during which you crouch over your partner's face and say "here comes the pain in Korean as you shit all over your partner's face.
please note neither you or your partner have to be Korean to preform this.
Kris:So rojo what did you and your girl did for valentine's day?
Rojo: well after dinner we went back to my place and she gave me the North Korean mudslide.
Kris: so how was it?
Rojo: warm and inviting
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