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Someone who is extremely caring and loving to all those around, and someone who doesn't mind clearing up the consequences of a rowdy night. (e.g. Chunder) A norton will put themselves after everyone else, and likes achieving 'above average' otherwise they lose confidence.
Everyone would like to have a norton around, but unfortunately they are a very rare species, and are hard to find in the wild becasue they are not very tall. But when you do find one you should not let them go (because it is hard to find a replacement chunder-cleaner). A norton is always up for a good time and enjoys banter.
Person 1: I've got a new friend, she's a norton.
Person 2: Lucky, I've been looking for one of them for ages
Person 1: They are worth the wait
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To be fucked sideways because you were stupid enough to use Nortn
I wanted to prank my friend, so I Nortoned him. Have fun with useless software bro!
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The Norton is a sexual act were one victim has their head shaved, gets a swastika tattoo on their chest, receives anal sex and is rewarded with a pair of skull crusher boots.
Dad Nortoned mom while I slept in their bed.
I heard dad nortoned mom while I was trying to read goosebumps in my bed.
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1.Another word for breasts
2.Boobs
wow! Amazing Nortons on that girl eh?
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mass moutache found on a girls upper lip.
john: WOW man, did you see the norton on that chick?
troy: yeah man, poor jessie.
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extremely bad-ass and cool motorcycle, no longer produced. Built in England, had a great racing heritage in its day. the original "superbike", per Motor Cycle News (UK) magazine 1968 for the then-new 'Commando" model. All current super bikes owe homage to the Norton brand
rube on Sportster- "Norton, who makes that?"
dude on Norton- "Norton, dick, can't you read, oh, I guess not, Harloid!"
rube- "I'll kick your ass!"
dude- "Catch me, jerk-off!" (zooms off, out runs Sportster, Sportster crashes in corner, rube dies, Norton guy goes to funeral and picks up deceased guy's girl, rides off on Norton, fucks her in nearby field)
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