nose hair burning ass bomb

flatulence so disgusting that it seemingly singes the hair follicles inside of the nostrils

Johnnie dropped a nose hair burning ass bomb and the smoke from the singed nose hairs floated out of my nostrils.

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cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey

An imaginative insult that you call someone who's really...really...REALLY pissing you off.

Annoying Person: "Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you."

Annoyed Person: "Do the world a favour, please shut the fuck up."

Annoying Person: "HAHAHA YOU'RE GAY AREN'T YOU?! YES YOU ARE LOL YOUR GAY YOU GAAY GAAAAAY FAG ASS!!!"

Annoyed Person: "...Shut the hell up you cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey!"

Annoying Person: O_O

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Nose Slap Ass Gap

When your wife is sleeping peacefully so you slide your arm around her and shove smelling salts in her face. You then use her horrified recoil to shove your dick up her ass.

My woman went to sleep on me after making promises earlier in the day. So I hit her with the Nose Slap Ass Gap.