Dolphin

An extremely sexy man that you want to have intimate sexual relations with and have him blow a load of beautiful warm man seed into your ass or vagina.

“Yo Ashley did you see that dolphin?”

“Dylan lets go dolphin hunting today!”

“I want that dolphin to fuck me right here in the middle of the restaurant!”

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Dolphins

They jump in the waves

Their beauty astonishing

Acting like dancers

Sleek bodies, fins, tails
Underwater, out again

Swimming through the sea

Dazzled me when I saw
Catching fish their only goal
Took my breath away

Dolphins amaze me.

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dolphinning

Lesbian version of "sharking." When a female pursues another female tirelessly. Followed from the quote, "dolphins are just gay sharks."

We going dolphinning this weekend?
Yeah, gotta chase some hot lesbian ass.

Dolphinize

The act of removing all body hair, closely resembling the skin of a dolphin. Close attention being paid to the groinal region. Beard, moustache and head hair can be left unshaved (or waxed) and still be considered dolphinized.

Joel came in to work today and said: "Hey everybody, I dolphinized over the weekend. Wanna see?! Now my carpets match the curtains... all hardwood floors!"

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Dolphin

A gay Shark

Dude is that shark doing back-flips to showtunes?

Yeah, that one is the dolphin.

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Dolphins

1) The Smartest Mammal...ever. IMO of course.
2) A Football team from Miami who is the ONLY team to go undefeated. 1972 bitches!!!!
3)The School mascot in the movie 'Freaky friday' in which Lindsay Lohan starred.
4) Still the smartest animal ever....Monkeys..hah....
5) An RV brand

The 1972 Miami Dolphins won fourteen regular season games and three postseason games, including Super Bowl VII, to finish the season 17–0–0.

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Dolphin

An animal that can only be trained via positive reinforcement.

"I tried to put a leash my dolphin but it swam away"

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