Not in my house

When you are triumphant over a friend or foe. And continue to win, this one collection of quotes from NBA player, Dikembe Mutombo's Geico commercial will be the ultimate taunt. Simply say

"Not in my house"

"Not today ho ho ho"

"No no no"

And wag your index finger whilst shaking your head. Now watch your enemies crumble before you or stare in disbelief at what just occured.

Child: *Attempts to throw cereal box into shopping cart*

Dikembe Mutombo: *Swats the box out of the air* Not in my house

*Flees the scene*

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My House, My Rules!

One of primordial statements given by God to mankind. Theologists suggest that its first use was done by God when he referred to the Universe and said "My House, My Rules!" - and since then, God's rules dictate the Universe. Nowadays, this statement is used by every party host, every father and generally, every house owner to display dominance and maintain order over others who are in his/her dominion.

Bill: "Nobody put glasses on the table without coasters!"
Some guy at Bill's party: "Who said that?"
Bill: "I said that! My House, My Rules!"

my house is on fire

please help me i'm fucking burning alive

call 911 my house is on fire

My House Man

A man who comes to your house when the lights are turned off

“Hey bill, they Lights just went off”
OH NO THE MY HOUSE MAN AHDIDKDJDJX

blows my house

Similar to blows my mind or rocks my world a phrase used to indicate something that one is enjoying or finds to be very good.

This record totally blows my house!

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Ain't My House!!!

Phrase used to signify no risk of consequences or reprecussions. Particlarly in a party setting.

Barry "Holy shit, you just smashed a hole in Evan Stone's wall."

Cadillac Joe "Hahaha, AIN'T MY HOUSE!!!"

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There is someone in my house

Help

Help there is someone in my house right now about our kill me