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1. Cancer.
2. Something little kids spam on the Youtube comment section when they get a notification that a video has been uploaded.
NOTIFICATION SQUAD!!!1!1
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A comment on a YouTube video made by some needy person who hasn't grown up yet. The person does it for attention from the YouTuber and others or they do it because they are just plain stupid. Normally it is both.
"OH MY GOSH! Am I the ONLY ONE who hasn't seen this video yet ? (view count: 1,744) WHERE'S MY NOTIFICATION SQUAD?!!?!1!1/!1"
"I'm needy and want attention, so I think I will spam the comments section. NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD !"
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When you read a message from the notification center but don't reply to it. You're not technically 'seen-ing' the person but notification zoning them.
Ugh, another message from Ashley. I'll just notification zone her.
When you turn on the phone and it starts throwing up tons of notifications.
Me: Let me just turn on my phone in class... no one will ever know
*turns on phone*
*phone starts having notification hangover*
*phone makes loud noises*
Me: shit.
Notification collector: someone who deliberately leaves chats on delivered or snaps unopened in order to gain a high number of notifications, this adds to their pride/arrogance. This is regarded as fake snapchat bait because you are purposely collecting notifications, not all may be recent therefore it is a fake bait concept.
She’s a ‘notification collector’ she leaves her dms and chats unopened to look cool
Mostly used by macintosh users.
While listening to a podcast or any other audiomaterial hearing the twitterific-, mail-, ichat-, adium-, skype-,
or whatever notification sound from one of the podcasting people and thinking it's a sound from your own computer
– but it is not.
It's related to notification paranoia.
Paul: "Everytime I'm listening to the RebelFM podcast I hear my mailprogram receiving new mails, but It didn't."
Mary: "So you fall for a fake notification?"
Paul: "Wait a sec, I heard a bird tweating"
A manipulative term a bunch of youtubers use when they want people to get on their videos instantly by turning on the bell icon like they say gosh darn intro. The viewer when convinced proceeds to annoyingly spam a video with "FIRST" or "NOTIFICATION SQUAD" . Also a term for a fanbase full of second-graders.
Retarted five year old: I'm part of the notification squad cause I commented first on that video!
Other retarded five year old: No, I commented first on that video!
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