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when your in-laws, or your significant others' family are some of the most dysfunctional people around but your partner/significant other is completely normal. Taken from the movie Notting Hill and based on the parents of Hugh Grant's character.
man a) I just got married, but also have a big surprise along with the marriage
man's sister: what is it?
man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.
sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth
man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.
sister: Lol. Are you serious?
man: Dead serious.
1.Flowers: Pretty and seems to be mosty blue but can be white or pink.Can be annual or perennial plants.
2.In kingdom of hearts Sally gives them to you for Jack.
3.It's also a song by Patrice Rushen.
(I did Forget-me-nots cause when I look them up I got the most random things...and I don't know why I look them up I just did...)
1.Give me some Foget-me-nots for valentine day.Bitch.
2. I don't remember the quote so just play the game.
3."Sending you forget-me-nots, to help you to remember"
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drugs that make you black out like xanax klonopin and valiums
dude he took a whole hand full of forget me nots then pounded liquor... hes not gonna remember a damn thing
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The Favourite of wayward celebrities Worldwide;
Just take an appropriate quantity of narcotic drugs (On prescription or not, its fine...), Add alcohol liberally, Then 'gestate' until comatose.
After a time, reflex vomiting will occur. Vomit is the final ingredient for a Notting Hill Cocktail.
-To properly experience The Notting Hill Cocktail, the vomit must then be generously inhaled.
If done correctly, The Notting Hill Cocktail is the experience of a lifetime (-Its the last thing you'll ever do !) Cheers !
The Notting Hill Cocktail Club includes such doyens as Jimi Hendrix, Paula Yates & many, many more Late Greats who recklessly imbibed & choked to death on their own vomit !
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very rich and very poor people
The tension between the haves and have-nots of the society.
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"Nothing But The Truth Brother"
A retarded way of saying it
Sam- Dude, that chick at the mall was hot man..
Edgar- Notting but the turth brother
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(Nuh-t-ing)
The action of hitting someone else with a toy basketball or other replica inflatable sports ball, F.E. a toy baseball or volleyball, repeatedly.
Present tense, verb.
"I was notting on my friends, I got sent to the principals office."
"I got in trouble for making my little brother cry by notting on him."