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City in the East Midlands. Typically home to six-fingered inbreds who have a strange obsession with trees. Avoid at all costs.
Gary: "Want to go Nottingham today, Dave?"
Dave: "Do I fuck!"
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A great place to go, if you want to watch two football teams (Notts forest and Nottingham county) who have no talent because they have sold all their best players like Lewis mcgugan and Tyrell waite, if i were you i would drive past Nottingham and go to Derby which has the best football team around with legends like Connor sammon.
Hey man do you want to go to Nottingham to watch football
No thanks I'd rather perform the Lockwood technique whilst being hoofed in the shin by Ben Howarth
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Sexy British last name, should belong to one tall dark and handsome.
He calls himself Nottingham, Ian Nottingham.
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The best place anyone's ever been to ever. Also home to Nottingham Forest, best football team in the world
Guy 1: Do you live in Nottingham?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: then you're life's shit
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City in Central England with ideas way above its station. 4th most violent city in England status belied by poncy head-up-arse ideas of its city councillors who don't seem to realise what a ghastly and dangerous place it really is. Gun and drug crime proliferate, as does street begging. Oh and the women are slappers too.
Going to Nottingham tonight? Yes, OK.
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A flop of three spades in Texas hold-em
1.With a Nottingham out there, you've gotta be worried about the flush
2.There's so many spades out there it's like Nottingham on a Friday night!
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a dreary town in the even drearier east midlands whose only claim to fame is the non-existent 'outlaw' Robin Hood who was a victorian work of fiction came from nearby. Every where you look there its robin hood this robin hood that and yes, you've guessed it robin hood the other.
everyone in nottingham is proud of a non-existant person because they bizarely think tourists will want to go there.
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