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Nought

A word to describe the anus/asshole/arsehole

I gave her/him/them a good shafting up the nought

My nought is on fire after last night's curry

by cannonpants August 13, 2023


nought

a woman's back passage that you want to get all up in

"I'd tongue that nought"

by big snoop dogg November 28, 2004

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Nought to semi

The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you.
The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis

*DAMN! I went Nought to semi in 2.4!

*She'd get it Nought to semi in about 1.7!

by DaveG217 May 20, 2006

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Chuffing Noughts

Westcountry term for mammory glands.

Synonyms: Baps, tits, cottage loaves, wabs..

"Aye, she 'ad a fine pair o' chuffing noughts.."

by Esteban Lorenzo August 19, 2003

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Nought to sort

When someone who used to be ugly, becomes very attractive. From a 'nought' or 'zero out of ten', to a 'sort', a term used to describe attractive people by some Londoners and Cockneys.

Man 1- "Oi, mate, you seen that bird , Chantelle, these days?"
Man 2-"Yeah geez, she used to be clapped as hell but now she's gorgeous"
Man 1-"Proper nought to sort"
Man 2-"Trust me"

by Gabalarr January 7, 2016


Noughts

A EDM Artist that likes to release Trap and Future Bass

Some Random: Yoooo, did you hear that new track by Noughts?
You: WTF, no show me!

by RESTRICTEDofficial September 25, 2018


Nought girl

Nothing, lost, ruined. Worthless, useless. Obsolete, morally bad, wicked. ZERO.

The childs mother had a good up bringing in life. She became well educated, independent and successful . She ended up to be a Nought, following the agenda of mongrels of social and financial power for their amusement! Your choice 1984 nought girl....

by Burganchef84 July 21, 2021